You Are About To Discover The Secrets Of The Universe, Including Everything You Wanted To Know About Women, Male Bonding, Ray Charles And That Little Thing That Hangs From The Back Of Your Throat…

• Why do pregnant women crave air conditioning?
• What do bank tellers really mean when they say “To Serve You Better?”
• What causes men’s brains to malfunction when in the presence of a beautiful woman?
• Where can you camp to enjoy Nature without actually being in it?
• How do you convince your kids (or your wife, for that matter) that you are still cool?
• When is it safe to laugh at an expecting wife?
• Who is leaving all of these lights on, anyway?
• Why should you return all of your neighbor's power tools?