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Everything from Camping, Snoring & Head Colds to Romance For New Parents (Does It Exist?)”
Dear Publisher,
If you would like your newspaper to be the “GoTo” newspaper in your community; if you would like to be able to guarantee to your advertisers that thousands of eyes will be on their ad; if you would like to relieve yourself of the worry of making budget every year, then this might just be the most important letter that you have read this year!
I Don’t Want You To Continue Reading this Letter if...
Stop reading this letter right now if you are content with how much revenue you are bringing in through advertising and subscriptions. Or maybe you are happy with your market share of readership as it stands RIGHT NOW.
Here's Why You Want This:
You have enough on your plate as it is. If there were 10 more hours in the day, you still would be hard-pressed to complete everything that desperately needs your attention. Between promoting the value of your newspaper, getting as much content in it as possible, ensuring the ad/editorial ratio is correct, filling out reams of paperwork and a hundred other things, you have no time or mental capacity to be responsible for anything else.
Not only that, but let’s face it: there are only so many things that a newspaper can offer—horoscopes, comics, Op/Ed pages etc--and every other paper that you are competing with offer these same things (as do most radio and television stations)!
What you need is a system that is quick, cheap and easy to use-one that will build a huge following of hungry readers that will rip open your paper and IMMEDIATELY start reading it! After all, it is not the design of the paper, the circulation or even the editorial that brings revenue through your doors.
Advertisers are looking for readers!
Whoever has the most loyal readers, wins!
Mark Thrice is one of the funniest and I am sure soon to be well recognized authors I have come across in a long time. I got the book and look forward to every new article.
- Darrell Wingerak, DR Consulting, Saskatoon -
You Simply Can't Afford To Wait Another Period…
Right now, your competition is working on ways to blow past you and grab your entire market share. Other newspapers, radio stations, web sites, television—they’re all hungry for what you have and will do what they have to in order to prevent you from getting more. You know the old saying: “If you are not moving forward, you are moving backward!”
How many times have you seen one of your competitors launch some out-of-the-box, crazy idea that has become the talk of the town as you slap your forehead and cry “Why didn’t I think of that??” Suddenly you can feel your market shifting away from your paper and towards them with all of their money.
Save Yourself A Huge Headache Starting Now…
The papers that can set themselves apart from the rest are the ones destined to—not just survive—thrive! With Life 101 by Mark Thrice, you have a guaranteed system that will give your readers a powerful reason to look for your paper every week! Plus, it’s all “plug and play”, meaning that you can immediately incorporate it into your current format with no down time.
Your readers will instantly find more reasons to be loyal to your newspaper—to eagerly look for it every week! They will be talking about you all week and bringing their attention—and their money—back to you!
"I must say how much I appreciate your column. You have me laughing out loud at some points and have found your articles so interesting that I read them to my spouse to ensure he leaves the house wearing a smile...( that makes everyone else smile too)!!
Keep up the great work and know that we appreciate your openness and your fabulous sense of humour!!!" - Christine Cooper (mom) -
"Mark, just to let you know I have really enjoyed your columns lately, especially the ones about your 'snip-snip' surgery. All the men reading these stories probably 'wince with every word'. I really could relate to the latest dental story as I have very limited room in my mouth (the dentist has said so, himself) and by the time he inserts all of the paraphernalia, I feel like I have swallowed my tongue!; (for lack of room I am sure I have come close to doing just that!)”
- Regards, Nadine Wark, Sarnia. -
"Great work Thrice!!! A very, very funny column." - Sincerely, Dave Paul, Editor, Sarnia This Week 2001-2003
“Mark Thrice is a family man who writes a humorous column called “Life 101.” Think Bombeck and Barry, but kick it up a notch. Then you’ll have a pretty good idea of what Thrice’s column is all about. I look forward to this weekly dose of insanity – wouldn’t miss it” -
Anne Holmes. Galena, IL -
STOP NOW: Before you invest another dollar in any regular feature I want to give you 5 criteria you absolutely, positively must look for.
This includes the following:
The feature must be timely. It must apply to the season and the market both
The feature must apply to a wide spectrum of your readers. It must be inclusive and engage everyone that picks up your paper.
The feature must be inexpensive.
The feature must be unique to your product. If your readers can get the same thing somewhere else, THEY WILL!
The feature must be easy to receive and incorporate into the format that you already have.
Knowing this, let me hit you with the good news! I regularly charge $100 per month for the Life 101 by Mark Thrice humour column system. That works out to $1300 every year!
"Mark, great column! As a 50-year old father of two young men, I'm so glad to hear that your generation is still producing some real men.
Most (no , ALL) of the young fathers I've seen are shaking in their boots in case their kids or their wives would ever indicate the slightest displeasure in their efforts to do the cooking, looking after the kids full time while the wife is down at the coffee shop with her girlfriends or roller blading in the park, cleaning the house, visiting the in-laws, working on the perfect yard, building the perfect deck, holding down a job, doing the kids' school projects for them, and on and on and on.
I'VE NEVER SEEN A MORE WUSSY GENERATION OF MEN THAN THE GUYS 20 OR SO YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME. YOUR COLUMN HAS GIVEN ME NEW HOPE FOR THE FUTURE OF NORTH AMERICAN MEN!
Thanks!" - Alex Lutz, London -
As a special introductory price for CCNA members only, you and your readers can enjoy Life 101 for $10/week!
Syndicated Humour Column
Life 101 by Mark Thrice
$10/week!!
That’s only $520/year!
You save $780!!
Act immediately and receive the following bonuses
Since I know it's 100% to your benefit to act right away AND I know that you are used to hammering away for the best deal possible, I want to sweeten the old pot and give you every possible reason to say YES today!
When you act right now, you will also get these incredible benefits:
You will have access to an incredible library of columns
I will craft a customized column for your newspaper for an upcoming special event (Value: $100)
I will send you 3 signed copies my book, Halfway to Crazy (Value $54 US)—One for you and two for your most loyal readers!
You will receive an immediate edge over your competition. Simply let me know what competitor you want to exclude from this offer and I will! (Value: Priceless!)
The biggest bonus is your investment:
Take Action Right Now And Receive Two Weeks Worth Of Columns ABSOLUTELY FREE!
That’s right! You can get Life 101
by Mark Thrice
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That is like getting two weeks
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Let Me Be Very Clear Here. You Are Getting Over $1500 In Value
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“We have been running Life 101 by Mark Thrice for many years and he has brought us great readership, not only from Seniors, but from middle aged and young people who have enjoyed his column as well! We continue to run it and look forward to next week’s issue already!”
- Linda LeBlanc, Group Publisher -
How Do You Put a Price on Increased Readership and Market Share?
How do you put a price on the frustration that you will be causing your competition as they try to subscribe to Life 101 by Mark Thrice, but can’t because you have successfully excluded them!
How do you put a price on the jump in readership? In having more people than ever talking about YOUR paper? In having advertisers call you because they know that they want your readers in their stores?
I look forward to helping you build the newspaper that you deserve to have! I know that my guaranteed system will help you!
One year Subscription: 497.00 + 24.85 GST ( 521.85 total )
Don’t forget to send an email (john@markthrice.com) to let me know what you are doing and to let me know who your number one competitor is...so that you get in ahead of your competition! First come, first served!
Tell me the name of your major competitor that you absolutely do not want to have access to all of the bonuses that I have already described.
Then click the Subscribe link.
